Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a soda please.”ġ3. Who’s there? Cash! Cash who? No thanks, but I’ll take some peanuts!”ġ2. Who’s there? Water! Water who? “Water-way to answer the door!” “Water you doing today?”ġ1. Who’s there? Mabel! Mabel who? Mabel syrup is lovely on puddings!”ġ0. Butter who? Butter bring an umbrella it looks like rain.”ĩ. “KNOCK-KNOCK! Who’s there? Loaf! Loaf who? I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.”Ĩ. Lemon Meringue who? Lemon Meringue the bell, but nobody answered!”ħ. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lemon Meringue. Muffin who? There’s muffin the matter with me. Who’s there? Bison! Bison who? Bison girl scout cookies!”ĥ. Ketchup who? Ketchup and I’ll tell you!”Ĥ. Ice-cream soda who? ICE-SCREAM SODA WHOLE WORLD CAN HEAR ME!”ģ. “KNOCK-KNOCK Who’s there? Ice-cream soda. Who’s there? Pecan! Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!”Ģ. We’ve included something from every food group, both healthy and not so healthy.Īpproved for any and all ages, we present you with our corny, yet tasteful Knock, Knock Food Jokes. Whether you are a chocoholic or lover of food they’ll entice your sweet tooth and inner grub yearning.īelow you will find a delightful collection of tasty and downright funny foody knock, knock jokes. Especially those about food and everything scrumptious. Well, without crying too much over spilled milk, let’s read the jokes.There’s nothing funnier than a knock, knock joke. In retrospect, we should’ve probably opened this article by mentioning the muscle stretches, as the approximate minute-and-a-half that takes to read it would’ve been sufficient enough time for warming up the cords beneath your skin. And we don’t want that, do we?Īnyhoo, stretch the muscles needed for laughing (including, but not limited to, your Levator Labii Superioris, Depressor Anguli Oris, and of course, Buccinator) and bravely scroll down below to meet the so familiar yet so funny jokes. Also, it would be nice if these clever jokes won’t knock-knock you down too hard, as that would make this article very much NSFW. Really, the technique of how to conquer this list is entirely up to you, but whichever tactic you choose, we hope that these jokes will give you the appropriate amount of laughs and giggles. Or wolf down half now, and save the rest for tomorrow. A hundred and sixty hilarious jokes that you can choose to read in an instant or spread throughout the year by reading one every two-and-an-eighth days. And truly, we’ve gathered only the best knock-knock jokes there are, and it’s only a hundred and sixty that made it to the final cut.
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